I'm Samayla on AO3 and DA.
I write fantasy, scifi, historical, and fanfiction, and I currently have three (?!) novels in the works because I have no self control. I also create fandom based and original art when the mood strikes.
I'm crafty and crazy and a little bit obsessed with everything, it would seem...
if you’re somewhere dark and scary and you think ‘this feels like the first five minutes of supernatural or a horror movie’ then start walking like a dinosaur for no apparent reason. because no-one in the first five minutes of supernatural or a horror movie would start walking like a dinosaur for no apparent reason.
The ultimate survive tip
advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
- instant cute outfit with minimal effort
- it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
- sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
- u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know
disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
Guys think they’re totally not cute lol
the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus
Turns on Disney music to cheer up.
Loses voice and can’t sing a note.
The kindergartners were singing Let It Go over and over on the bus this morning, but they only knew three words.
They thought they knew more.
Let it go!
Dasljd gnooiw etpen ouwe!
Let it gooooo!
The reason I love Thranduil so much is that, out of all the elves we’ve met in the Lord of the Rings and Hobbit movies, he’s the first one that really struck me as someone that clearly wasn’t human
I feel awful. I’ve basically been up since 3am. I can’t breathe, my whole face and neck hurt, and my chest and abdomen ache from all the coughing. Mom tried to talk me into staying home today, but it’s such a pain trying to find a sub who can get to town in time to catch the bus at 6:30. Plus, tonight is the night my evening classes are going to the Children’s Museum, so I’m supposed to go along and get paid to play with kids in a museum! If I call in sick for one, I’d have to call in for the other. Besides that, I’ve missed several of the evening classes already for migraines and crazy scheduling misunderstandings, and I don’t want to become the undependable one…
On the bright side? I look absolutely adorable! And I’m super comfy!